Pirate Says
Follow the captain's orders. But only if Pirate says.
Connect your rower, then take a stroke to start.
The drummer beats time for whatever the captain last barked. That includes the orders you should ignore.
The captain calls a stroke rate, or "Oars up!" to stop rowing. Each order lasts 20 seconds (a rest lasts 10): the first part is time to get there, and only the last 8 seconds are judged. Hold within 2 strokes a minute of the rate to get it right. If the order doesn't start with "Pirate says", ignore it and carry on with the last one that did. No rower? Tap the sea or press the space bar in time to practise (practice games don't set bests).
Not connected. Press Connect rower.