Walk the Plank
Stop at the edge. Don't feed the sharks.
Connect your rower, then take a stroke to step onto the plank.
The plank is this many metres long. Each length keeps its own best.
Row, and your pirate walks the plank. The rower keeps gliding after your last stroke, so stop early and let it carry you. Stand still for 4 seconds and the walk is over: the closer to the edge, the better. One step past it and you are in with the sharks, and the walk doesn't count. No rower? Press the space bar or tap the sea to practise (about 9 m a step; practice walks don't set bests).
Not connected. Press Connect rower.